Shit about life + usual tags

Well....guess my life is a really shit one
I don't even finish my artwork that I look forward to finish, not because I am lazy, but because the file is not on my own computer. However, thats just a trivia compared to my "real life", which always suck anyway

Exam coming, then my best friend shut him down since few weeks, cutting all online communication since he really want to focus on assignment, while he actually does have spare time to begin with =_= 

Well, things with him is always hectic and confusing, he is a human form of a puzzle, so random and complex. I am probably the one who really understand him, as he said it too me. The thing that makes me so stressed are probably something deeper than this....its just....something I cant said....

AHHHHH FUCK THAT SHIT
guys dont read the shit above, I just wanna make tags journal, nothing more
sorry for my lack of activity, I often get so tired and my body clock also often changing, not to mentioned all the stress and shit lol

Anyway....
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Rules:
- On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
- Tag 5 Pokemon fans!

1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life: Cacturne
Thats so nice of you, and I don't know a cactus can cook! looking forward to see it!

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot: Hypno
Oh? did you hate me because your trick didn't work for me? or will you now try to trick me to think you like me?

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon: Purugly
I finally have a sleeping partner that I can cuddle in bed. Guess anyone is fine

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer: Lombre
Oh well, not really what I expected, but fine! Come and sit here, you will like it

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner: Articuno
Oh my, someone as beautiful as you obsessed with me? Im flattered

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever: Espurr
Awwww I got a fluffy one on my team, welcome!  

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully: Sharpedo
why why WHY NOOOOOO!! nice little shark, please stop~!!

9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger: Ghastly
Then I will do the same thing to you. I did not expect such dark pokemon have such nice heart

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep: Piplup 
You little perv....I cant believe the one who did it is this innocent little one

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you: Marylll
awww then come here! I will gladly accept!

12. This Pokemon is a spy: Swoobat
Somehow, I am so convinced that you are

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born: Abomasnow
Is it? You're not the only one who wishes that, and I getting used to it

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make: Galvantula
Really? You don't need to force yourself though, you don't need to eat it if its does taste bad

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes: Tyrantrum
Lots of people do it anyway....but don't be so cocky and then ignore my existence, or I will erase yours RIGHT NOW

16. This Pokemon wants your body: Oshawott
w-wh....WHAT!? why every little small pokemon is pervy!?

17. This Pokemon knows where you live: Trapinch
I don't know what you want, but you welcome to visit my home. There is nothing special though

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister: Blastoise
wait....I am a relation to one of the most epically badass water pokemon..? 0__0
well, awesome!!

20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night: Shellos
Thats so sweet of you~

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future: Roselia
Is that why you bought those flowers? I appreciate your effort anyway

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life: Linoone
Thats sound fine. I expect some legendary pokemon though //slapped //kicked

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day: Cherrim
Please stop crying...I did not intended to hurt you

24. This Pokemon is your future child: Relicanth
How does that even---- never mind, I didn't know what to say anymore

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time: Stunky
fine, fine. Singing isn't really my speciality anyway

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshiped it for many years: Golem
You don't need to do that, but I was really happy!

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color: Rayquaza
Just because your color is green, doesn't mean it make you special above any races

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you: Skarmory
Oh don't do that! I don't want you to risk yourself for me... but I was really happy anyway

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college: Hitmontop
so....what? While its none of my problem, I did not get convinced though

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art: Nidorina
Do that, and I will draw you REALLY BAD. Where should we start the torture?

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you: Cherrim
Oh you again...still isn't giving up isn't it? Well, you're welcome to meet me

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday: Trapinch
Oh its you again! Thanks for the gift! I never see something like this

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding: Bronzor
oh you evil little.....wait, I don't even know if I will ever get married. Sorry to disappoint you, hahahahaha!!

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them: Cherubi
awww I already happy enough with the effort

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet: Rampardos
I somehow happy I even got a stalker.... guess there still someone who look after me

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back: Gengar
Talk all you want, not like it bother me that much

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car: Meowth
Really? I guess you really had no luck with the Team Rocket then. Thanks a lot anyway!

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you: Venusaur
Well....why not? sure I will consider that  

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed: Hypno
Oh--- not you again... And how you sneak under my bed when there is not even any space!?

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home: Sunflora
Never know flower does smoke. Smoking is bad, and if you do that on my area, I will kick your ass

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi: Rayquaza
You're not satisfied yet? Fine, not like my internet is on bad condition, but apologize first!

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend: Genesect
So...my best friend actually not see me as his best friend, but yours instead....? *prepare hammer*

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby: Fennekin
Awww you adorable little thing, thank you~

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away: Gothita
Im not sure, but if its about messing up with my place....I will hunt you down

46. This Pokemon wants to be you: Gastrodon
You should not wish for that. Being me is bad, much bad than what you could imagine oh but there is lots of nice part though, like how I did not grow that much //stabbed

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot: Tranquil
I hate that kind of thing too. I dont know if its good or not, but try to talk with your parent until you can convince them, and never give up!

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do): Magmortar
why every strong pokemon like to pick on me!? fine, ENTERING ANNIHILATION MODE!

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it: Espurr
NOOOOOO!!!! ;w; You said you will stay with me forever

50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people: Hoppip
of course~
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now since im done, im going to sleep. Hopefully, I can submit more awesome things and hope my exam will be fine.
Byee guys, take care